5 octobre
~ THE ONE RING ~ CHRISTIAN QUOTES ~ ONE LINERS ~FAMOUS QUOTES ~
THE ONE RING
One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them, One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them.
Ash nazg durbatulûk, ash nazg gimbatul, ash nazg thrakatulûk agh burzum-ishi krimpatul.
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ℓσя∂ σf тнє яιиg тяαиѕℓαтσя
CHRISTIAN QUOTES
"I wait for the Lord, my soul does wait, And in His word do i hope. My soul waits for the Lord more than the watchmen for the morning; Indeed, more than the watchmen for the morning." Psalm 130:5,6
"Love is kindled in a flame, and ardency is its life. Flame is the air which true Christian experience breathes. It feeds on fire; it can withstand anything rather than a feeble flame; but when the surrounding atmosphere is frigid or lukewarm, it dies, chilled and starved to its vitals. True prayer MUST be aflame."
"Our love to God is measured by our everyday fellowship with others and the love it displays."
"The Word of God well understood and religiously obeyed is the shortest route to spiritual perfection. And we must not select a few favorite passages to the exclusion of others. Nothing less than a whole Bible can make a whole Christian."
"None so empty of grace as he that thinks he is full."
"Faith sees the invisible, believes the unbelievable, and receives the impossible."
"Never be afraid to trust an unknown future to a known God."
"I don't know what the future holds; but I do know who holds the future."
"Faith is to believe what we do not see, and the reward of this faith is to see what we believe."
"If we cannot believe God when circumstances seem be against us, we do not believe Him at all." |
AUGUST 26
ONE LINERS
- Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm
- Drink 'till she's cute, but stop before the wedding
- Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines
- Early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese
- I'm not cheap, but I am on special this week I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met
- I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol
- I intend to live forever - so far, so good I love defenseless animals, especially in a good gravy
- If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
- If you ain't makin' waves, you ain't kickin' hard enough!
- Mental backup in progress - Do Not Disturb!
- Mind Like A Steel Trap - Rusty And Illegal In 37 States
- Quantum Mechanics: The dreams stuff is made of.
- Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have.
- The only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes.
- When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
- Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.
- Give a man a free hand and he'll run it all over you.
- If I worked as much as others, I would do as little as they.
- Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder...
- 24 hours in a day ... 24 beers in a case ...coincidence?
- If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
- Many people quit looking for work when they find a job.
- Dancing is a perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire.
- When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded.
- Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.
- Boycott shampoo! Demand the REAL poo!
- If you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?
- Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard disk?
- What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
- Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery.
- I poured Spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. I
- used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.
- I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
- Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark.
- How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink?
- Join the Army, meet interesting people, kill them.
- Laughing stock: cattle with a sense of humor.
- Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
- Wear short sleeves! Support your right to bare arms!
- For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain.
- OK, so what's the speed of dark?
- Corduroy pillows: They're making headlines!
FAMOUS QUOTES
"Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted." - Albert Einstein
"In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends." - Martin Luther King Jr.
"Good people do not need laws to tell them to act responsibly, while bad people will find a way around the laws." - Plato
"Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake." - Napoleon Bonaparte
"When you do the common things in life in an uncommon way, you will command the attention of the world." - George Washington Carver
I want to know God's thoughts... the rest are details. ~ Albert Einstein
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." - Albert Einstein
"I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and intellect has intended us to forgo their use." - Galileo Galilei ! |
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